Annoying Link to NFL Players Castles

"John Norris (AngryDrifter)" (angrydrifter) 01/25/2016 at 21:40 • Filed to: None

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I did so you don’t have to.

So I chased the link and I vote for Peyton Manning’s House as the most driftable, at least by the photos they provided.

Kind of disappointing that none of them went for the backyard racetrack.

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Looks like you can drift right through the garage at Peyton Manning’s house.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 21:45

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WHEN I’m rich, I just want a simple house: nice main floor with large kitchen, open greeting area going into a sitting room, rooms upstairs for my family and I, and then underneath would be my workshop, and you drive up from there into my 6 stall garage. Not attached to the house is a large warehouse type building for my mancave and serious projects with a small room and kitchen for me inside in case I don’t want to be with my family.

EDIT: Forgot to add the around-estate rally course for teaching my kids the proper driving techniques on.

Dang I should make a “Design your dream gearhead house” post.

$kaycog > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 21:53

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I’m speechless.

GO BRONCOS!

CB > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 21:54

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Damn. If there isn’t a 10 pin bowling alley in there, they wasted their money.

CTSenVy > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 21:56

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http://jalopnik.com/5156906/google…

Good excuse to break out some classic jalopnik.

Leadbull > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 22:06

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I’d go kart that so hard

Edit: I’m also pretty sure that a good portion of this list is BS. Aaron Rodgers has a homemade garden and Tony Romo’s house is 32,515 ft sq?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 22:12

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I’m installing the Super Bowl and surrounding events, I don’t give a crap about football and I really hate it now!!

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 22:24

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Sounds about oppo enough.

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 01/25/2016 at 22:24

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I had to read that a few times.

“installing the super bowl ...”

I guess that means you are part of the team preparing the facility in Santa Clara. If you meant something else, I think you need to explain a little more.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 22:27

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I do all kinds of shows, like auto shows, E3, etc... Yeah we are doing that and Super Bowl City in the embarcadero and Moscone Center has the Super Bowl Experience. I’m doing graphics all week, huge graphics.

Dusty Ventures > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/25/2016 at 22:41

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I’m actually inclined to call shenanigans. Some of those pixels look suspicious

Dusty Ventures > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/25/2016 at 22:44

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That’s pretty much my plan too. Lots of land, but not that much house. The garage/shop will be bigger than the domicile

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Dusty Ventures 01/25/2016 at 23:11

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I love a challenge. If your’re calling shenanigans on Peyton’s house, take a gander here.

https://www.google.com/maps/place/39%…

Dusty Ventures > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 01/26/2016 at 00:30

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Actually DeMarcus Ware’s was the one that looked most funny to me. It could just be what it was shot with, but some of the angles of things don’t quite look right. I also wouldn’t expect such a large home owned by such a high profile person to be right on a street corner like that.

Tapas > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 01/26/2016 at 00:37

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Let me know when you get around to doing this. Order the contractor to make 10 so that us Jalops can get one with a sweet group discount ;)